There’s a certain rough-hewn romance to the prospect of life on a Maine island — the natural beauty, the close-knit communities, the relaxed pace of life that comes from isolation. When I first moved to Maine, my wife and I heard of a certain island community offering subsidized housing and other perks to young couples that fit our demographic profile and were briefly tempted by the idea of island life.
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