I don't plan on getting a home phone, but if I do it will be this one. It even has a separate ear piece so someone can listen in.
FM STATION Cassette Label
As a one-time collector/repairer of vintage electronics, this seems a touch harsh, but clever: an Upcycled Bird feeder made from a Vintage Zenith bakelite radio. The insides emptied, the back replaced, & just add bird seed. Or it could also double as a bird house
Sold Vintage 1980's BELL SYSTEM Retro Rotary Dial Black Desk Phone 500 DM Western Electric
Vintage Wind Up Roller Tin Toy Aero Plane Germany by RustySpoke, $125.00