I usually wouldn't mix something "Disney" related with crude humor.....but this made me giggle too much:)
What I feel like when I run.
Oh man. This is so completely accurate.
This exact conversation happened to me when I was 4 years old. I drew a picture of a carrot and I was SO proud of myself. I showed my mom and she just said, "that's nice." She didn't even look at the picture before she said it.