"Let me guess," the man said, staring at the pool of his own blood he was leaving on the ground. "Just had the carpet cleaned?" "Replaced, actually," I replied, strutting towards him confidently. "From the last time someone came in and poured their blood on my floor."
While it may not be the original, this is pretty darn good.
I mutter this under my breath at least a hundred times a day. And I really am praying when I say this. Though I know that patience isn't an attribute He's chosen to bless me with, so the untraceable handgun is looking more likely. But then again, I'd have to decide who I'd like to shoot first. Probably myself.
“You said we would be safe here!” I screamed, stumbling as another tremor seized the ground with tremendous force. “I didn't say we would be safe,” Ryder yelled over the chaos, swiftly kicking a door above the knob. It swung open hard, adding another bang to the already chaotic sounds. “I said we would be safer. Follow me!” @Calathiel0114