Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone was my idol when I was a kid. I watched a Beta tape of her "Ciao, Italia! Live from Italy" concert literally every single day. Why my conservative parents allowed this, I don't know. I wrote fan letters to her. I snuck peeks at her Sex book in book stores. I grew up to enjoy my sexuality! Now Madonna and her biceps freak me out. Her songs aren't my thing, either.