This is what unemployed HP fanatics do with idle time, make odd but awesome HP clothing articles.
Harry Potter Hogwarts Sweatpants by AlpineStoneApparel on Etsy. I have these, and they are super cute but I think they were made for Hagrid. They are freaking HUGE and even a size smaller than I normally wear.
Clock design contact lenses - I now wish I'd actually be able to wear contacts <3