LOL The extension/translation of "Let's still be friends" is "... with benefits so I won't have to go without sex in case I'm not the total package I've imagined myself to be." Unless you're divorcing with children. Then it just means you can no longer afford to drag each other thru court for every minor thing under the sun.
Cheating is not an accident.An accident is when you fall off your bike, not when you accidentally fall into someone's vagina.
yup and i pretend to be texting when my parents have family over and i'm forced 2 come out of my room. lol
I do this all the time ♀️
Saaaad... O who am I kidding? This is down right funnly haha!!
School buses: US vs. Japan…
W〜弁当といい, どうして日本こうなんやろ…＼(◦∀◦)／市バスよく痛車になってるし, 電車もよく痛電になってるし(wrappingて言うんやて)…School buses: US vs. Japan…
I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo.
OMG This is so something I would do to my kids... LMAO funny