Shark facts meme

shark fun fact: although sharks can eat spaghetti, it does not give them the same sensory experience it gives humans

shark fun fact: sharks cannot die in the same way elvis did (on the toilet)

shark fun fact: sharks don't watch movies and they don't know what a movie is. if they did they would unanimously decide that the best movie is cloudy with a chance of meatballs

shark fun fact: sharks cannot back into parking spaces

shark fun fact: sharks don’t know about the 9/11 to my chemical romance to 50 shades of grey pipeline

shark fun fact: sharks would look sick as hell with piercings

despite their large mouths, whale sharks do not crave the sensory experience of eating a car

shark fun fact: some sharks dream of being mermaids

shark fun fact: sharks do not know about the anglo-saxon warfare period

A shark fun fact. Real according to Google.

shark fun fact: sharks have incredible hearing. theoretically, they could listen to and enjoy hit armenian band, system of a down

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Did you know? Only 8-12 humans are killed per year by sharks, but 100 million sharks are killed per year by humans to harvest their fins. #slackfacts #facts #wisdom