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29 Hilarious and True Bits of Parenting Wisdom via Deva Dalporto of MyLifeSuckers | funny stuff for moms | parenting humor Advice Quotes Funny, Parent Advice Cards, Advice Jar, New Parent Quotes, Parenting Advice Quotes, Funny Advice, Parent Advice, Dad Advice, Advice For New Moms

Some of my favorite bloggers came out with a new book called I Still Just Want to Pee Alone today. Whoo hoo!!! To celebrate, I asked them to share their best bits of parenting wisdom with me. And they did! So voila, here are their brilliant—and brilliantly funny—parenting truths. Never lick a brown smudge. When […]

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Parenting Joke:  Mummy is embarrassed by her sons choice of words, so tells him this Parenting Jokes, Lying In Bed, Indian Funny, High School History, Funny Long Jokes, Clean Jokes, Long Jokes, Kids Bedrooms, Jokes And Riddles

So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells at the top of his voice, “I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!” Well, needless to say, the mother is mortified at her son’s language in front of her guests and...

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A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up.   “I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table.   “If he takes the money, he��’ll be a... Parent Jokes Hilarious, Hilarious Clean Jokes, Jokes Hilarious Funny Humour Clean, Funny Clean Humor, Clean Funny Jokes Hilarious, Rasist Jokes Funny, Hilarious Jokes Laughing So Hard To Tell, Jokes For Parents, Clean Humor Hilarious

“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible, that means he’ll be a preacher.” So the man and his wife hide...

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If you are looking for lighthearted, funny parenting quotes then you have come to the right place! Parenting doesn't always FEEL funny but these top 100 funny parenting quotes are oh so true and will make you laugh out loud and feel less alone in your quest to be a great parent. | Funny parenting humor | Funny parenting memes | Funny parenting quotes | Funny parents | Hilarious parenting memes | Hilarious parenting quotes | Hilarious parenting | Hilarious memes Funny Quotes On Parenting, Parent Life Quotes, Funny Parenting Quotes Hilarious, Funny Quotes For Parents, New Parent Quotes Funny, Parenting Advice Quotes Funny, Funny Parent Quotes, Parenthood Quotes Funny, Parenting Memes Funny

If you are looking for lighthearted, funny parenting quotes then you have come to the right place! Parenting doesn't always FEEL funny but these top 100 funny parenting quotes are oh so true and will make you laugh out loud and feel less alone in your quest to be a great parent. | Funny parenting humor | Funny parenting memes | Funny parenting quotes | Funny parents | Hilarious parenting memes | Hilarious parenting quotes | Hilarious parenting | Hilarious memes

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These hysterically funny parenting quotes and memes will remind you that a "bad mom" is the best mom -- because she loves her kids, gives it her best, and can laugh at the insanity that is parenting. Check them out for a well deserved laugh! Crazy Mama Quotes, Mom Friend Quotes Friendship Funny, Snarky Mom Quotes, Mom Son Memes Funny, Daughter Funny Quotes From Mom, Mom Of 4 Quotes, Funny Mom Quotes Hilarious So True, Cool Mom Quotes Funny, Bad Moms Movie Quotes

These hysterically funny parenting quotes and memes will remind you that a "bad mom" is the best mom -- because she loves her kids, gives it her best, and can laugh at the insanity that is parenting. Check them out for a well deserved laugh!

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