Funny women jokes

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

A Woman Went Shopping. – A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

A Woman Comes Home And Tells Her Husband. – A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember

Here are 11 great one-liner jokes that will make your toes curl, I’m sure. They made me smile, and I hope you'll smile too. Enjoy them all.

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and

Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, […]

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Enjoy a collection of 43 funny quotes about women that will make you laugh out loud. From witty observations to hilarious one-liners, these quotes are perfect for celebrating humor and womanhood. Laughter truly is the best medicine, and these funny quotes about women prove that humor can be found in all aspects of life. Whether you’re celebrating the strong, funny women in your life or just looking for a light-hearted laugh, these quotes remind us of the power of wit and charm.

When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball...

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to…

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Three women are about to be executed for crimes One’s a brunette one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde Two guards brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests She says no and the executioner shouts “Ready Aim ” Suddenly the brunette yells “earthquake”

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

This blog post is all about dark-humor jokes. Let's start this post with a huge disclaimer. These are JOKES. It is not our intention to offend anyone. Please take these jokes lightly as they are