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a man is praying in church he looks up to heaven and says god, could you answer a question for me?

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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a sign that says prayer before dinner at dinner a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer

At dinner a little boy was ordered to lead in Prayer 🙄 BOY: But I don't know how to pray 🤷🏼‍♂️ DAD: Just pray for your family members, Friends, Neighbor and the poor ☹️. BOY: " Dear GOD" he started, thank you for our Visitors and their Children, who finished all my Biscuits and Ice cream 🍦, Bless them so they won't come again 😒. Forgive my NEIGHBOR'S son, who wrestled with my sister on the Bed 😔. This coming FESTIVAL, please send clothes to all those ladies on my Daddy's SAMSUNG PHONE…

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a man standing on top of a cross in front of the sun with his arms outstretched

<p>Christians are sometimes thought of as being humorless, staunchly religious people who think laughing is a sin, but I can assure you that isn't true.</p> <p>Christians love jokes just as much as anyone else does.</p> <p>God gave humanity a sense of humor and <a title="I Thank God Every Day and You Should Too" href="https://www.teeshopusa.com/blogs/the-blog/i-thank-god-every-day-and-why-you-should-too">I thank God every day</a> for that. He wants us to experience joy, cheer and laughter…

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two men are talking to each other with the caption that reads, when you're

Free and Funny News Ecard: Hypocrites: those who try to convince the world, and themselves, that they are a good person, while continuing to be evil on a daily basis. Create and send your own custom News ecard.

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