A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her
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Marriage can be a wonderful thing. It’s a commitment that can also lead to many hilarious moments. Read funny marriage quotes for a good laugh.
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An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...
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We have prepared the ultimate collection of the best funny marriage advice. We have divided these advice into several categories – romantic, creative, funny, clever, unique, cute, happy, inspiring, and more…
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Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower...
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselingWhen asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years the.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...
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It's funny because it's true! 15 funny marriage memes that perfectly sum up married life.
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A couple, both in their 70s, went to a ... therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have ...?” The doctor…
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"Due to personal reasons, I'll be flushing the toilet every time my husband showers this week."
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A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about.The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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We scoured every corner of the interweb to find some of the best and funniest wife memes just for you! I personally hope you enjoy them!
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