Funny clean christian jokes

Have some faith-filled fun with these funny Christian jokes, religious puns and church humor that will keep you laughing (and possibly groaning) for all of eternity!

He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell... #funny, #joke, #humor

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

One Sunday morning in February, the pastor slowly made his way to the rural church in the middle of a blizzard, arriving with just five minutes to spare. He walked in, turned on the lights and looked around. No one else was there. As he was about to turn everything off and go back home, an...

<p>Christians are sometimes thought of as being humorless, staunchly religious people who think laughing is a sin, but I can assure you that isn't true.</p> <p>Christians love jokes just as much as anyone else does.</p> <p>God gave humanity a sense of humor and <a title="I Thank God Every Day and You Should Too" href="https://www.teeshopusa.com/blogs/the-blog/i-thank-god-every-day-and-why-you-should-too">I thank God every day</a> for that. He wants us to experience joy, cheer and laughter…

Who said God doesn't have a sense of humor? He invented it after all. Here is a collection of the best clean Christian memes that are both funny and without ...

Upon arriving he noticed two signs. One said, "Men who are bossed by their wives", the other one said, "Men not bossed by their Wives"... -funny joke

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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, ‘Where have you been?’ God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, ‘Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.’ Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said...

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In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah...

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Saint Peter asks, Tell me what the purpose of Easter is“They're not very smart, but they're nice, and I'm not sure whether to let them in or not.”God says, “Well we do have standards .. #funny, #joke, #humor

Bible jokes for kids help you connect with students. Spark laughter with these Christian funnies!

And God separated the light from the dark.

You don't need a higher power or a god to make a funny joke. With that in mind, check out the top 101 religious jokes that will make you laugh.