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The pastor stood before the congregation and said;“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.”The congregation got quiet. #funny, #joke, #humor

A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”The following Sunday, as he prep.. #funny, #joke, #humor

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell... #funny, #joke, #humor

<p>Christians are sometimes thought of as being humorless, staunchly religious people who think laughing is a sin, but I can assure you that isn't true.</p> <p>Christians love jokes just as much as anyone else does.</p> <p>God gave humanity a sense of humor and <a title="I Thank God Every Day and You Should Too" href="https://www.teeshopusa.com/blogs/the-blog/i-thank-god-every-day-and-why-you-should-too">I thank God every day</a> for that. He wants us to experience joy, cheer and laughter…

In this article we will enjoy this collection of funny Bible jokes. They range from funny, silly, and some are down right cheesy a.k.a dad jokes! Great for

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah...

One Sunday morning in February, the pastor slowly made his way to the rural church in the middle of a blizzard, arriving with just five minutes to spare. He walked in, turned on the lights and looked around. No one else was there. As he was about to turn everything off and go back home, an...

He asks him what happened. His friends says, “Well I was in church and...” The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?” The friend continues, “Well, I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a while, what with all the standing, sitting and kneeling, I noticed she...

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Who said God doesn't have a sense of humor? He invented it after all. Here is a collection of the best clean Christian memes that are both funny and without ...

And God separated the light from the dark.