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a man is praying in church he looks up to heaven and says god, could you answer a question for me?

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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the words funny, clean christian jokes you could tell in church

Have some faith-filled fun with these funny Christian jokes, religious puns and church humor that will keep you laughing (and possibly groaning) for all of eternity!

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a young man with a suitter sells bibles in front of a blue background

He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell. The following day the young man returned asking for more. The preacher gave him another 5 bibles. The...

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