Cartoon jokes

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

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Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE..... A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure...

He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell... #funny, #joke, #humor

Thought I would jump on all the hot weather post band wagon!

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Mark Parisi is the award-winning cartoonist from Massachusetts, USA. He is best known for the long-running comics series "Off The Mark".

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His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The...

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Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?” #funny, #joke, #humor

The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake.He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone.So he undressed and got i.. #funny, #joke, #humor