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He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell... #funny, #joke, #humor

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

Bible puns give you the perfect amount of cheese and chuckle. You will find 37 Bible puns, and church puns and few awesome bible memes in there too! So, if you are looking for approved dad-jokes here you go! Enjoy these religious puns! #puns #biblepuns #humor #faith #bible

These verses are a hoot! Seriously, the Bible can be pretty heavy, but these funny Bible quotes just made my day and showed me a lighter way to enjoy it.

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