45 Funny, Clean Christian Jokes You Could Tell in Church
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He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell... #funny, #joke, #humor
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Jokes don’t always need to be dirty to be funny. You can have funny, clean, wholesome jokes as well. Check out the top 62 Christian Humor jokes. #humor #jokes #christian
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In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah...
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Bible jokes for kids help you connect with students. Spark laughter with these Christian funnies!
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These Bible jokes for kids are funny and they also teach kids about important Bible concepts, events, and characters. #Bible #KidsJokes #BibleJokes
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He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...
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✨ Get ready to LOL with our collection of 135+ Bible puns that are sure to bring joy to your day! From "fishing for compliments" to "grape expectations," these heavenly quips will make your spirit soar! Perfect for sharing a laugh with friends or brightening up your personal devotion time. ✝️😄 #BiblePuns #DivineHumor #puns #ChristianHumor #FaithAndFun #JoyfulJourney
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"God told me to say that!" #completeinchrist #Jesus #biblehumor #bible #christianmemes #christian #christianity #Moses #draxthedestroyer #gotg #gotg2 #gotg3 #marvel #biblememes
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Upon arriving he noticed two signs. One said, "Men who are bossed by their wives", the other one said, "Men not bossed by their Wives"... -funny joke
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<p>Christians are sometimes thought of as being humorless, staunchly religious people who think laughing is a sin, but I can assure you that isn't true.</p> <p>Christians love jokes just as much as anyone else does.</p> <p>God gave humanity a sense of humor and <a title="I Thank God Every Day and You Should Too" href="https://www.teeshopusa.com/blogs/the-blog/i-thank-god-every-day-and-why-you-should-too">I thank God every day</a> for that. He wants us to experience joy, cheer and laughter…
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A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...
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A great way to connect with kids is through jokes and riddles. Here are 13 Bible jokes and riddles you can use whether you're in the classroom or making small talk. #kidmin #childrensministry #stumin
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One Sunday morning in February, the pastor slowly made his way to the rural church in the middle of a blizzard, arriving with just five minutes to spare. He walked in, turned on the lights and looked around. No one else was there. As he was about to turn everything off and go back home, an...
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